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Alvin and the Chipmunks Revival – Really?

I just overheard and television commercial in the room. It was Alvin and the Chipmunks singing Livin’ On A Prayer. No! For the love of all things holy… Noooooo! So I looked it up and sure enough; there is a new release of these deplorable (I mean adorable) vermin (I mean chipmunks) singing the latest …

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One Reason VB.NET Sucks

I am working on some legacy code that is currently in VB.NET running on the .NET 1.1 Framework. I went to add a property to a class and received this error: Property without a ‘ReadOnly’ or ‘WriteOnly’ specifier must provide both a ‘Get’ and a ‘Set’. Seriously? So I have to tell you that it …

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Why Is Internet Explorer So Stupid!?

I actually have a speculation as to why Microsoft’s browser stinks so bad. It is because they do not have to fix it. Their browser is so deeply embedded into every Windows operating system on the planet, which is the most widely used home operating system. Looking at the statistics for this site the browser …

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Coed Baby Showers… Who Said We Wanted To Come!?

I have three children and we had three coed baby showers. I have friends with children. Yep. Coed baby showers. Guess what. We didn’t want to be there! We? It’s the men I’m referring to. I did some research on the topic and all of the guides and so called etiquette says pretty much the …

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